JOKES
________________________________________________________________________________
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:`Order ! Order !`
SANTA:`1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!`
JUDGE:`Shut Up !`
SANTA:`No,No..7-Up!
_________________________________________________________________________________
Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So you are an Idiot?
Boy: No. I can't bear you standing alone madam..
_________________________________________________________________________________
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
_________________________________________________________________________________
lallu was watchin Cricket match vth bomb placed on TV.
Wife: Why hav u kept this bomb?
lallu If they loose today, I'll blow the entire team.
_________________________________________________________________________________
Question by a student!
If a single teacher can`t
teach us all the subjects,
Then How could U expect a single student
to learn all subjects?
_________________________________________________________________________________
Jig and Wig were driving to Disney Land.
The sign board said "Disney Land Left".
So they turned back home in anguish!
_________________________________________________________________________________
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on chadda`s wife.
WIFE-Shoot him!Shoot him!
CHADDA -Yes Yes.I`m changing d battery of my camera.
_________________________________________________________________________________
FRIENSHIP SMS
_________________________________________________________________________________
Hold true friend with both ur hands. Dont let go as true friend comes once in a lifetime.
That's why Im holding you tight! Cant let U go.
_________________________________________________________________________________
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep..
_________________________________________________________________________________
I`m proud 2 being ur friend bcoz U are.
E+D+i+O+T
E=EFFICENTD=DESCENTI=INTELLIGENTO=OBSERVER T=TALENTED
So i say u again u r great EDIOT.
_________________________________________________________________________________
U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!
Dono Bekar!
_________________________________________________________________________________
True friendship dosent always cum when da talk btwin them is frequent but when the silence btwin dem is comfretable
_________________________________________________________________________________
A Good Friend
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost &
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines!
__________________________________________________________________________________
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes
__________________________________________________________________________________
Ice is cold can t be hold friendship is gold can t be sold Rose is a flower that lives 4an hour but frndship is a power that lives 4ever.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Ice is cold can t be hold friendship is gold can t be sold .
Rose is a flower that lives 4an hour but frndship is a power that lives 4ever.
__________________________________________________________________________________
`Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!
But..
`Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life..`
One of my true friend is `U`
__________________________________________________________________________________
LOVE
__________________________________________________________________________________
Love cannot express the idea of music, while music may give an idea of love
__________________________________________________________________________________
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree
but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me.
__________________________________________________________________________________
There Is No Such Word As`LOVED`.
Love Has No Past Tense If You Have Stop Loving Someone,Then You Have Not Loved Them At First Place.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Love Isn`t A Decision,It`s A Feeling.If We Could Decide Who To Love Then,Life Would Be Much Simpler, But Then Less Magical.
__________________________________________________________________________________
"Best Message For All Time":
Love Is A Very Expensive Gift
So
Don`t Expect It From Everybody,
Coz All Are Not Rich By Heart.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Without respect, love is lost.
Without care, life is boring.
Without honesty, love is unhappy.
Without trust, love is unstable.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Its not that I wanna be the only person in your life.
I just wanna be the only one that actually matters.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Sweet Love:
Boy: Can I hold ur hand?
Girl: No.
Boy: Why not?
Girl: Bcoz it hurts when u leave it.
__________________________________________________________________________________
A love without reasons is the most beautiful one..
A goodbye without reasons is the most painful one.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Patience & Silence r Powerful Energies.
Patience Makes u Mentally Strong.
Silence Makes u Emotionally Strong.
Have A Strong & Healthy life!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Dont Lower your Goals To The Level of Your Abilities,
Instead, Raise Your Abilities To The Height of Your Goals
__________________________________________________________________________________
You are always in my heart,here and everywhere,
There is no one in the whole world that makes me
feel this way,
__________________________________________________________________________________
Close Your Eyes.. Relax Your Body..`n Stop
Breathing As Long As U Can..Now Breath..
I Miss U As Much As U Missed The Air.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Every time i miss you, a star falls So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone its because you made me miss you too much!
__________________________________________________________________________________
MISSING YOU
__________________________________________________________________________________
Difficult to tell that what Loving is like Impossible to tell what Missing is like. May u never Miss whom you Love and May whom you miss u
__________________________________________________________________________________
Even without seeing u, even
without smiling with u, even without
joking with u, i vl never fail 2
remember u, coz u r the one i miss
__________________________________________________________________________________
If U Want To`Miss Me`
If U Want To`Feel Me`
So
Close Ur Eyes,And Keep Ur Hand On Ur Heart
And
Then Listen
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Yes!It`s
Me.
__________________________________________________________________________________
When i miss u,
a star falls from the sky.
One day if u find the sky empty,
dont blame..
because u made me miss u soooo much.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Some times my eyes get jealous of
my Heart.
U know why???
A sweet person like u remain in
close to my heart but far away frm my eyes..
__________________________________________________________________________________
To FEEL some one in every HEARTBEAT,
To FIND some one in every THOUGHT,
To SEE some one with CLOSED EYES
and
To MISS some one without reason
__________________________________________________________________________________
Worst Part Of Life Is Missing
Someone. . .
But
U Know What The Best Part Of Life Is.
. .
To Have Someone Worth "Missing"
__________________________________________________________________________________
When daylight turns to a darkened
hue,The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells you something
true,That sum 1 badly missing u!
__________________________________________________________________________________
I
miss you..and I
really miss
everything about
you:
I miss ya eyes,I
miss ya smile,but
most of all I miss
ya voice..!
I miss U my
Love.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Like the tree needs the earth.
Like the night needs the moon.
Like the stars needs the sky.
Like the Guitar needs the tune.
My world needs U.I miss U.
__________________________________________________________________________________
A lovely poem 4 u. Twinkle 2 little star
life mein friendship, thoda sa pyaar
enjoy of life, din hai chaar,
miss u hamesha, keep smiling
__________________________________________________________________________________
Here's a line that very few understand Tears dont come when you miss a person..But it comes when you dont want to miss a person
__________________________________________________________________________________
Flue,Headache,All diseases I always can find D medication for.
But Pain Of Missing U..Sorry I tried & tried...But Can`t find at all,i mi
__________________________________________________________________________________
I would swim a thousand oceans,
I would climb a thousand mountains,
I would cross a thousand rivers just to be with U,
miss U so much ..
__________________________________________________________________________________
I Miss You without you there
And me here I have no one
To discuss little things with,
Like how the dew feels on the grass.
__________________________________________________________________________________
I can go days without talking to U,
Months without seeing U,
But not a second goes by that
I don''t think about U.
Miss U..!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Where u used 2 be,there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime,n falling in at night.I Miss u
__________________________________________________________________________________
BIRTHDAY
__________________________________________________________________________________
May your birthday bring
each special thing
that you have waited for
and everyday ahead holds
lots of happiness in store..
__________________________________________________________________________________
HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2U
__________________________________________________________________________________
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
__________________________________________________________________________________
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes
__________________________________________________________________________________
Here is D weather forecast 4 today
there shall be showers of blessings all over U &
a heavy downpour of god`s love all around U.happy B`
__________________________________________________________________________________
`This day,when the most beautiful female MIND was born,is my most beautiful day.
Love and Long live.`happy birthday.
__________________________________________________________________________________
The Best way to remember
your wife,s birthday is to forget it once.
You know you are getting old
when the candles cost more than the cake.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Everybody needs hope and birthday wishes
are the perfect way to get it! Make yours
amazing!
Happy Birthday..!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
__________________________________________________________________________________
A Sizzling celebration,a gathering of friends.
here is wishing you great happiness,
and joy that never ends."
Happy Birthday Friend.
__________________________________________________________________________________
I am so sad that Im going to miss your
big day. Make it up to me by having the
happiest birthday on the planet!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Here is my card and in it you will see
that there is someone who wishes you the
best birthday that there can ever be!
Happy Birthday!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Your birthday marks the end of another year of us being together and the start of many others to come. Loves.happy birthday.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Today is the most beautiful day and importatnt day of the year!
Because today is your Birthday....
Happy Birthday Sweetheart.
__________________________________________________________________________________
May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and
live with peace and serenity.
Happy Birthday Angel.
__________________________________________________________________________________ My most sincere hopes for your birthday
to be as wonderful as you have always been
to me! Happy Birthday!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Wish, wish, wish on a fish! I guess they
work the same as stars. Time will tell!
Happy Birthday!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Lots of people are thinking of
you on your birthday.
I just wanted to let you know M one of them.
Have a wonderful day!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Anger must left behind u,just don`t let it find u, cause love will not remain as long as u
complain.Enjoy what it`s worth.Happy Bday.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Wishing on your Birthday that U not only Grow Bigger But also Better,Brighter,Beautiful,Brainy and Brilliant..Have A Blasting Birthday...
__________________________________________________________________________________
May u get Soothing Showers of Joy
Love and Happiness on your Special Day and
Success and Smiles throughout your Life.
Happy Birthday.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Hey listen I got my past
Present N future tenses
N grammar correct yesterday.
I Wished U.
I Wish U.
I will wish U always.
A very happy b`day
__________________________________________________________________________________
stay tuned for more.........
________________________________________________________________________________
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:`Order ! Order !`
SANTA:`1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!`
JUDGE:`Shut Up !`
SANTA:`No,No..7-Up!
_________________________________________________________________________________
Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So you are an Idiot?
Boy: No. I can't bear you standing alone madam..
_________________________________________________________________________________
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
_________________________________________________________________________________
lallu was watchin Cricket match vth bomb placed on TV.
Wife: Why hav u kept this bomb?
lallu If they loose today, I'll blow the entire team.
_________________________________________________________________________________
Question by a student!
If a single teacher can`t
teach us all the subjects,
Then How could U expect a single student
to learn all subjects?
_________________________________________________________________________________
Jig and Wig were driving to Disney Land.
The sign board said "Disney Land Left".
So they turned back home in anguish!
_________________________________________________________________________________
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on chadda`s wife.
WIFE-Shoot him!Shoot him!
CHADDA -Yes Yes.I`m changing d battery of my camera.
_________________________________________________________________________________
FRIENSHIP SMS
_________________________________________________________________________________
Hold true friend with both ur hands. Dont let go as true friend comes once in a lifetime.
That's why Im holding you tight! Cant let U go.
_________________________________________________________________________________
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep..
_________________________________________________________________________________
I`m proud 2 being ur friend bcoz U are.
E+D+i+O+T
E=EFFICENTD=DESCENTI=INTELLIGENTO=OBSERVER T=TALENTED
So i say u again u r great EDIOT.
_________________________________________________________________________________
U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!
Dono Bekar!
_________________________________________________________________________________
True friendship dosent always cum when da talk btwin them is frequent but when the silence btwin dem is comfretable
_________________________________________________________________________________
A Good Friend
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost &
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines!
__________________________________________________________________________________
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes
__________________________________________________________________________________
Ice is cold can t be hold friendship is gold can t be sold Rose is a flower that lives 4an hour but frndship is a power that lives 4ever.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Ice is cold can t be hold friendship is gold can t be sold .
Rose is a flower that lives 4an hour but frndship is a power that lives 4ever.
__________________________________________________________________________________
`Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!
But..
`Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life..`
One of my true friend is `U`
__________________________________________________________________________________
LOVE
__________________________________________________________________________________
Love cannot express the idea of music, while music may give an idea of love
__________________________________________________________________________________
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree
but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me.
__________________________________________________________________________________
There Is No Such Word As`LOVED`.
Love Has No Past Tense If You Have Stop Loving Someone,Then You Have Not Loved Them At First Place.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Love Isn`t A Decision,It`s A Feeling.If We Could Decide Who To Love Then,Life Would Be Much Simpler, But Then Less Magical.
__________________________________________________________________________________
"Best Message For All Time":
Love Is A Very Expensive Gift
So
Don`t Expect It From Everybody,
Coz All Are Not Rich By Heart.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Without respect, love is lost.
Without care, life is boring.
Without honesty, love is unhappy.
Without trust, love is unstable.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Its not that I wanna be the only person in your life.
I just wanna be the only one that actually matters.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Sweet Love:
Boy: Can I hold ur hand?
Girl: No.
Boy: Why not?
Girl: Bcoz it hurts when u leave it.
__________________________________________________________________________________
A love without reasons is the most beautiful one..
A goodbye without reasons is the most painful one.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Patience & Silence r Powerful Energies.
Patience Makes u Mentally Strong.
Silence Makes u Emotionally Strong.
Have A Strong & Healthy life!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Dont Lower your Goals To The Level of Your Abilities,
Instead, Raise Your Abilities To The Height of Your Goals
__________________________________________________________________________________
You are always in my heart,here and everywhere,
There is no one in the whole world that makes me
feel this way,
__________________________________________________________________________________
Close Your Eyes.. Relax Your Body..`n Stop
Breathing As Long As U Can..Now Breath..
I Miss U As Much As U Missed The Air.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Every time i miss you, a star falls So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone its because you made me miss you too much!
__________________________________________________________________________________
MISSING YOU
__________________________________________________________________________________
Difficult to tell that what Loving is like Impossible to tell what Missing is like. May u never Miss whom you Love and May whom you miss u
__________________________________________________________________________________
Even without seeing u, even
without smiling with u, even without
joking with u, i vl never fail 2
remember u, coz u r the one i miss
__________________________________________________________________________________
If U Want To`Miss Me`
If U Want To`Feel Me`
So
Close Ur Eyes,And Keep Ur Hand On Ur Heart
And
Then Listen
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Yes!It`s
Me.
__________________________________________________________________________________
When i miss u,
a star falls from the sky.
One day if u find the sky empty,
dont blame..
because u made me miss u soooo much.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Some times my eyes get jealous of
my Heart.
U know why???
A sweet person like u remain in
close to my heart but far away frm my eyes..
__________________________________________________________________________________
To FEEL some one in every HEARTBEAT,
To FIND some one in every THOUGHT,
To SEE some one with CLOSED EYES
and
To MISS some one without reason
__________________________________________________________________________________
Worst Part Of Life Is Missing
Someone. . .
But
U Know What The Best Part Of Life Is.
. .
To Have Someone Worth "Missing"
__________________________________________________________________________________
When daylight turns to a darkened
hue,The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells you something
true,That sum 1 badly missing u!
__________________________________________________________________________________
I
miss you..and I
really miss
everything about
you:
I miss ya eyes,I
miss ya smile,but
most of all I miss
ya voice..!
I miss U my
Love.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Like the tree needs the earth.
Like the night needs the moon.
Like the stars needs the sky.
Like the Guitar needs the tune.
My world needs U.I miss U.
__________________________________________________________________________________
A lovely poem 4 u. Twinkle 2 little star
life mein friendship, thoda sa pyaar
enjoy of life, din hai chaar,
miss u hamesha, keep smiling
__________________________________________________________________________________
Here's a line that very few understand Tears dont come when you miss a person..But it comes when you dont want to miss a person
__________________________________________________________________________________
Flue,Headache,All diseases I always can find D medication for.
But Pain Of Missing U..Sorry I tried & tried...But Can`t find at all,i mi
__________________________________________________________________________________
I would swim a thousand oceans,
I would climb a thousand mountains,
I would cross a thousand rivers just to be with U,
miss U so much ..
__________________________________________________________________________________
I Miss You without you there
And me here I have no one
To discuss little things with,
Like how the dew feels on the grass.
__________________________________________________________________________________
I can go days without talking to U,
Months without seeing U,
But not a second goes by that
I don''t think about U.
Miss U..!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Where u used 2 be,there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime,n falling in at night.I Miss u
__________________________________________________________________________________
BIRTHDAY
__________________________________________________________________________________
May your birthday bring
each special thing
that you have waited for
and everyday ahead holds
lots of happiness in store..
__________________________________________________________________________________
HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2U
__________________________________________________________________________________
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
__________________________________________________________________________________
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes
__________________________________________________________________________________
Here is D weather forecast 4 today
there shall be showers of blessings all over U &
a heavy downpour of god`s love all around U.happy B`
__________________________________________________________________________________
`This day,when the most beautiful female MIND was born,is my most beautiful day.
Love and Long live.`happy birthday.
__________________________________________________________________________________
The Best way to remember
your wife,s birthday is to forget it once.
You know you are getting old
when the candles cost more than the cake.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Everybody needs hope and birthday wishes
are the perfect way to get it! Make yours
amazing!
Happy Birthday..!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
__________________________________________________________________________________
A Sizzling celebration,a gathering of friends.
here is wishing you great happiness,
and joy that never ends."
Happy Birthday Friend.
__________________________________________________________________________________
I am so sad that Im going to miss your
big day. Make it up to me by having the
happiest birthday on the planet!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Here is my card and in it you will see
that there is someone who wishes you the
best birthday that there can ever be!
Happy Birthday!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Your birthday marks the end of another year of us being together and the start of many others to come. Loves.happy birthday.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Today is the most beautiful day and importatnt day of the year!
Because today is your Birthday....
Happy Birthday Sweetheart.
__________________________________________________________________________________
May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and
live with peace and serenity.
Happy Birthday Angel.
__________________________________________________________________________________ My most sincere hopes for your birthday
to be as wonderful as you have always been
to me! Happy Birthday!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Wish, wish, wish on a fish! I guess they
work the same as stars. Time will tell!
Happy Birthday!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Lots of people are thinking of
you on your birthday.
I just wanted to let you know M one of them.
Have a wonderful day!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Anger must left behind u,just don`t let it find u, cause love will not remain as long as u
complain.Enjoy what it`s worth.Happy Bday.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Wishing on your Birthday that U not only Grow Bigger But also Better,Brighter,Beautiful,Brainy and Brilliant..Have A Blasting Birthday...
__________________________________________________________________________________
May u get Soothing Showers of Joy
Love and Happiness on your Special Day and
Success and Smiles throughout your Life.
Happy Birthday.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Hey listen I got my past
Present N future tenses
N grammar correct yesterday.
I Wished U.
I Wish U.
I will wish U always.
A very happy b`day
__________________________________________________________________________________
stay tuned for more.........
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